6 Reasons to Spend Your Halloween at
Suquamish Clearwater Casino Resort
When you were a kid Halloweens were easy. You’d throw together a costume (I’m a hobo because I’m wearing my dad’s lawn mowing clothes!) and walk around the neighborhood begging for candy. What’s the deal with that anyway? Who was the first family to do that? What did they give them in the olden days? A sugar beet?
Anyway, you are an adult now and no one is giving you a “fun size” candy bar or a tiny box of raisins just for showing up. So where are you going to go? You know what I am going to say already – the Suquamish Clearwater Casino Resort! Come check out The Halloween Party! Without further ado (remember you are an adult, things to do, etc.) Here are the 6 reasons why you should come on down to our Halloween Bash:
It’s Free!: Why shell out a bunch of money to go to some elitist party? Who are you the King of Spain? What if we told you there was a party with FREE ADMISSION where you could win cash and prizes. Doesn’t that sound awesome! It is. Come on down, we are going to be monster mashing and graveyard smashing from 7-11PM.
Win Cash for your costume: If your Halloween costume is cool you could win some of the over $5K in cash and prizes being awarded. Cash is awesome, infinitely better than no cash. Make sure to pre-register if you want your costume judged!
Winning is a piece of cake: Wait a minute… is this one of those terrible puns? You bet it is! We are going to have a Cake Walk at 7 PM where you can win prizes. What kind of prizes? Good ones! Show up and find out!
4 Fun: Connect 4 rules. You remember that game right? So what used to happen when you won when you were a kid? Nothing. Big whoop. If you win at our Connect 4 Tournament (sign up at 7 PM, contest begins at 8:30) you could win a PS4.
Keep your Friends Mum: You ever want to wrap your friend or loved ones in toilet paper? Well, you can on Halloween if you come to our party! You can’t win cash, but that is certainly a fun way to spend 15 minutes! A whole lot better than talking to Aunt Edna (who is very nice, but she’s got onion breath).
Dance the Night Away: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? His ghoul friend. Hmm, sorry about that. Anyway, register for our dance contest at 7 PM and by 8 PM you can be dancing for dollars. Judges will be rewarding cash prizes for the best/most creative/most entertaining dancers. 1st Place is $300!
See you soon! Have we convinced you yet? Yeah, we have! We can’t wait to see you at the Suquamish Clearwater Casino Resort!